Marshall Eriksen: I didn’t challenge you to have sex with… (After Barney points Marshal to his professor’s low-cut shirt) Barney Stinson: The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible to captivate her prey.You’re watching them bounce, she’s about to pounce.Article 45: A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders Article 46: A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines Article 47: A Bro should never rollerblade Article 48: The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone Article 49: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
He uses the extra language as a means of picking up women who only speak that language3.Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) is Ted Mosby’s wingman. In fact Barney has true feelings for Robin, as revealed to Lily,but also he does his best to hide them. He considers Ted his bestfriend but once he violated the bro code and slept with Robin,who is Ted’s ex.Article 51: A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.Article 52: No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection. Barney was once a hippie and he wanted to join the peace corps but lost his one serious girlfriend, Shannon, to a suit wearing rich womainizer. He became that man and ever since is always seen out in a suit except to funerals.They ended up dating briefly but broke up after half a season.Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).2. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime.Article 2: Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required.In the event that one Bro finds himself lacking the necessary prophylactic accoutrements needed to complete the act of coitus in a safe and effective manner, he is in the right to expect his Bro will use all measures within or without his means to provide the aforementioned prophylactic in a timely yet discreet fashion.When a Bro signals his need using previously agreed upon code words and/or body signage, it is understood that his Bro will discontinue all present activity [excepting the act of coitus itself [whereby which Bro vows to finish as quickly as possible, in order to respond with a panoply of options at Bro-in-need's location.]]